Martin Maldonado redecorates the Miller Park press box
Brewers rookie Martin Maldonado fouled off a pitch in the third inning of Friday's game against the Padres, but he still was able to some damage -- physical damage. A few writers in the first row of the press box got out of the way and a lucky fan in front got a free souvenir. Oh, and then Maldonado clocked a three-run homer in his next at-bat. Touche.